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		<title>You fail at walking up stairs that move!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ZOMG!#^%!# Who made these stairs move?! Stupid old guy, owned by a fucking escalator.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/you-fail-at-walking-up-stairs-that-move/</link>
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		<title>Hoover Dam Suicide..  ( not a failure!! )</title>
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		<title>Nigga gets pwned : epic fail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is funny!!!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/nigga-gets-pwned-epic-fail/</link>
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		<title>Epic Goal Keeper FAIL!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Moroccan Keeper Gives Up Goal Due To His Cockiness&#8230;. Goalkeeper Khalid Askri should do a little less chest pounding and a little more securing the ball. Askri gave up a goal during a penalty shootout between Moroccan top division teams Maghreb Fez (Whatley) and FAR Rabat in the always exciting “Throne Cup.”]]></description>
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		<title>Do you ever use spell check ??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, here&#8217;s something to make your old English teacher gasp in horror: A road contractor hired to paint the word &#8220;school&#8221; on a freshly paved stretch of road near Southern Guilford High School in North Carolina rendered the traffic area in question a &#8220;shcool&#8221; zone. Reminds me of a close friend who is an attorney, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sen. Mike Bennett Caught Looking at Porn on Senate Floor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Senator got caught looking at XXX Porn during a live session..  what a douche!!!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/sen-mike-bennett-caught-looking-at-porn-on-senate-floor/</link>
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		<title>You fail at driving a dump truck!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Excuse me sir, but that is NOT how you drive a dump truck! More pix can be found here.]]></description>
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		<title>You fail at being a crack dealer!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Google caught your failure on camera for all to see! Good job, crack heads! And yeah, I totally went there. Yeah, this is real. You can see it on Google Maps here.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/347778670/</link>
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		<title>You fail at winter driving!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Really? You couldn&#8217;t take 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to clear some snow off your windshield?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/336629850/</link>
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		<title>You fail at law enforcement!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure, the roads are probably dangerous to drive on and it&#8217;s late at night, but shouldn&#8217;t you be doing something other than playing Solitaire?]]></description>
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