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		<title>You fail at walking up stairs that move!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 01:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ZOMG!#^%!# Who made these stairs move?! Stupid old guy, owned by a fucking escalator.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ZOMG!#^%!# Who made these stairs move?! Stupid old guy, owned by a fucking escalator. <img src='http://www.obviousfailure.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Hoover Dam Suicide..  ( not a failure!! )</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/hoover-dam-suicide-not-a-failure-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Nigga gets pwned : epic fail</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/nigga-gets-pwned-epic-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 21:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is funny!!!]]></description>
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<p>This is funny!!!</p>
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		<slash:comments>135</slash:comments>
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		<title>Epic Goal Keeper FAIL!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/epic-goal-keeper-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 15:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moroccan Keeper Gives Up Goal Due To His Cockiness&#8230;. Goalkeeper Khalid Askri should do a little less chest pounding and a little more securing the ball. Askri gave up a goal during a penalty shootout between Moroccan top division teams Maghreb Fez (Whatley) and FAR Rabat in the always exciting “Throne Cup.”]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>89</slash:comments>
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		<title>Do you ever use spell check ??</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/do-you-ever-use-spell-check/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, here&#8217;s something to make your old English teacher gasp in horror: A road contractor hired to paint the word &#8220;school&#8221; on a freshly paved stretch of road near Southern Guilford High School in North Carolina rendered the traffic area in question a &#8220;shcool&#8221; zone. Reminds me of a close friend who is an attorney, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_355240467" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 570px"><img class="size-full wp-image-355240467" title="Craig's the Best !!" src="http://www.obviousfailure.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/school.jpg" alt="Craig's the Best !!" width="560" height="400" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Craig</p></div>
<p>Well, here&#8217;s something to make your old English teacher gasp in horror: A road contractor hired to paint the word &#8220;school&#8221; on a freshly paved stretch of road near Southern Guilford High School in North Carolina rendered the traffic area in question a &#8220;shcool&#8221; zone. Reminds me of a close friend who is an attorney, who NEVER uses spell check.</p>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sen. Mike Bennett Caught Looking at Porn on Senate Floor</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/sen-mike-bennett-caught-looking-at-porn-on-senate-floor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.obviousfailure.com/sen-mike-bennett-caught-looking-at-porn-on-senate-floor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Senator got caught looking at XXX Porn during a live session..  what a douche!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-355240483" href="http://www.obviousfailure.com/?attachment_id=355240483"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-355240483" title="Capture" src="http://www.obviousfailure.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Capture-e1281714593731.jpg" alt="" width="249" height="204" /></a>This Senator got caught looking at <a title="xxx porn stop" href="http://xxxpornstop.com" target="_blank">XXX Porn</a> during a live session..  what a douche!!!</p>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
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		<title>You fail at driving a dump truck!</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/355240445/</link>
		<comments>http://www.obviousfailure.com/355240445/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excuse me sir, but that is NOT how you drive a dump truck! More pix can be found here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excuse me sir, but that is NOT how you drive a dump truck!</p>
<p><img alt="You fail at driving a dump truck!" src="http://www.obviousfailure.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hyJQF.jpg" height="420" width="560"/></p>
<p>More pix can be found <a href="http://virtualfunzone.com/this-lucky-driver-was-cheated-death.html">here</a>.</p>
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		<slash:comments>221</slash:comments>
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		<title>You fail at being a crack dealer!</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/347778670/</link>
		<comments>http://www.obviousfailure.com/347778670/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google caught your failure on camera for all to see! Good job, crack heads! And yeah, I totally went there. Yeah, this is real. You can see it on Google Maps here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google caught your failure on camera for all to see! <img src='http://www.obviousfailure.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Good job, crack heads! And yeah, I totally went there.</p>
<p><img alt="You fail at being a crack dealer!" src="http://imgur.com/59X25.jpg" height="528" width="600"/></p>
<p>Yeah, this is real. You can see it on Google Maps <a title="You fail at being a crack dealer!" href="http://bit.ly/5A2hDS">here</a>.</p>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>You fail at winter driving!</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/336629850/</link>
		<comments>http://www.obviousfailure.com/336629850/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really? You couldn&#8217;t take 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to clear some snow off your windshield?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really? You couldn&#8217;t take 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to clear some snow off your windshield?</p>
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		<title>You fail at law enforcement!</title>
		<link>http://www.obviousfailure.com/332416090/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, the roads are probably dangerous to drive on and it&#8217;s late at night, but shouldn&#8217;t you be doing something other than playing Solitaire?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure, the roads are probably dangerous to drive on and it&#8217;s late at night, but shouldn&#8217;t you be doing something other than playing Solitaire?</p>
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